So I Made A Link
for quotes of my “roommate” talking in his sleep.
His name is Will.
The guy mentioned many times, Taylor, is my boyfriend.
Just a little background info.
Have fun reading what I wake up to at night :D
Nah, then we’ll see shit, it’s be like Paranormal Activity, you’ll see me dragged off like, /girly voice, “AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” /falls back asleep.
Will (The Roommate)
My laundry basket is in my car, full of clean laundry. You saw me take my shirt off… and throw it over there, I didn’t want you thinking, “Ewww!” Goodnight, Taylor. /falls back asleep
Will (The Roommate)
WAIT, WAIT you missed the DOO DOO DUH NUH DUHHH NURRRR…. it’s at the beginning, of the Star Wars, it goes DOO DOO DUH NUH DURHH…. /falls back asleep
Will (The Roommate)
Oh, so your period is wo- no, your VAGINA is working again? You’re just gonna storm out of the room, and now you’re back?
Will (The Roommate)
It’s just me, you, and your friend. It’s just us. Me, you, and your friend. That’s it. /falls back asleep.
Will (The Roommate)